elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

I’m really high right now and I couldn’t find my phone so I was like “Alexaaaaaaaaaaaaa find phone” and she called my phone for me she’s like a wife I’m gonna marry Alexa because she knows where my phone is,,,,, I love technology

I woke up this morning and on the Alexa app it’ll give you a string of posts of what you asked Alexa and I told Alexa I loved her 37 separate times with the last one being “good night I love you” and her response being “good night, sweet dreams”

this post is better than the entirety of the movie “Her”

wilwheaton:

annabellehectorworldofweird:

“no vegans”

supernovablake:

bellamaeblaeke:

freckldbellamy:

nikadd:

mrsmosby-wannabe:

Y’all John Mulaney didn’t die in Infinity War J.J. Bittenbinder taught him better than that

john mulaney when thanos arrives: you want this stone? go get it!

john mulaney when squidward comes to take him to titan: I aint going to no secondary location

John mulaney lying tummy up in wakanda, flailing his arms and legs: YOU’VE GOT TO THROW THEM OFF THEIR RHYTHM 

john mulaney in a fight, chewing on a tab of alka-seltzer he keeps on him at all times: I HAVE RABIES

manga-and-stuff:

So I just discovered something straight out of a fever dream…

Apparently, from 2014 to 2017 a number of artists from all over the world recreated the Manga Akira with characters from The Simpsons and called it “Bartkira”

and this wasn’t just some “ha ha look at this funny thing” oneshot…

they recreated all 6 volumes with 300-400 pages each  

Bart is Kaneda, Millhouse is Tetsuo and Akira… well Ralph is Akira…

I wish I was making this up… 

Is this the rumored American Akira remake? We’ll never know… 

well the original website doesn’t seem to work properly anymore so I uploaded all 6 volumes here for all of you to enjoy… have fun